Iseng : Ngerjain bule di Omegle

yo !!!!! mungkin agak gila bagi aku buat artikel jam segini, soalnya emang aku lagi ga bisa tidur.. tadi aku abis ngerjain bule loh ahahaha, aku ngaku ngakunya orang prancis cewek lagi ... dan parahnya si bodoh itu percaya wakakaka... langsung aja kita lihat percakapan bodohnya

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: hi

You: france teacher , F , 23 from france ( disini aku ngaku guru dari prancis, umur 23 tahun, cewek)

Stranger: wow

Stranger: bonjour ( karena dia ngira aku prancis langsung bilang bonjour )

You: bonjour ( padahal aku gak ngerti apa apa, bales aja bonjour )

Stranger: im 25 male london

You: au revoir ( kuketik segala yang aku tahu dari bahasa prancis )

Stranger: ;)

You: :)

Stranger: why au revoir? ( rupanya au revoir itu kayak selamat tinggal , dia sedih )

Stranger: :'(

You: Apres midi aaaa paris... ( nyanyi lagu malice mizer yang ada bahasa prancis nya )

You: ahaha, i just sing malice mizer song

Stranger: do you speak english?

You: france, english, spain and japanese ( bohong lagi :D )

Stranger: nice

Stranger: so whats your name sexy french teacher? ( waduhh.. awalnya aku bingung mau jawab apa -_- )

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: I'm Matt ( MATTi aja loe )

You: i'm fransisca shirleyy ( ENTAH DARI MANA AKU DAPAT NAMA KAYAK GINI :)) )

Stranger: damn are you as sexy as your name ;) ( wah gak nyangka dia bilang namanya sexy)

You: maybe ;;)

Stranger: so what brings you to omegle baby?

You: hmm... i was so bored

You: doing school task

Stranger: oh i see i see

Stranger: do you have msn baby? ( buset nanya msn , masa aku kasih msn aku yang asli sih --" )

You: ah,, sorry, i don't have it  ( lebih baik bohong lagi =)) )

Stranger: damn it soooo hows life baby?

You: i just chatting with omegle

You: life has been good

Stranger: good good

Stranger: any new love?

Stranger: boyfriend?

You: i' m single... ( mulai sok getek )

Stranger: wow french people must be blind ( kau kali yang Buta kena butakkan aku :)) )

Stranger: ;)

You: i wonder that justin bieber loves me..... haha *kidding ( ini gak perlu aku tulis kayaknya --" )

Stranger: Can I see a picture of you sexy? ( buset dah minta minta foto , terpaksa nyari foto cewek di google)

You: i must upload it first ( ngeles )

Stranger: yeah thats fine ( buset masih bersikeras )

You: it'll be long baby... ( ngeles lagi )

Stranger: upload it to tinypic.com

Stranger: I don't mind I bet it will be worth it ( kena tipu aja kayak udah cinta mati )

Stranger: heres a picture of me 1 sec

You: haha thanks

You: kena deh......

You: just wait baby,,,,,

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=fjkajk&s=7 ( INI NIH YG PARAH, DIA NGASIH FOTONYA)

Stranger: this is me 3 years ago ( EMANGNYA AKU PEDULI :)) )

Stranger: :D

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: You like baby?

You: hihi... your face is funny =) ( Muke kau bodo gitu :)) )

Stranger: ;)

Stranger: <3

Stranger: are you a virgin baby? ( buset ngarah ke vulgar )

You: of course baby...

Stranger: mmmmmmm

Stranger: yummmy ( gak bener nih cowok )

You: ewwwh,... hahaha

Stranger: damn im sooo hard

Stranger: (shy face)

You: 17 22.. su hemat listrik bang.... :maho

Stranger: What's that ?

You: It's spanish... su hemat listrik bang it means = my photo has been uploaded ( =)) )

You: http://i55.tinypic.com/2iwahxf.jpgttp://i55.tinypic.com/2iwahxf.jpg ( Dapat juga foto cewek )

You: that's me ehehehe

You: i must go now.. bye .. au revoir bego

Stranger: Bye sweety.... <3

Itulah ulah iseng aku subuh subuh gini -_- , semoga terhibur dan bisa mencontoh perbuatan saya >:)